It also has no relation at all with the unfortunately named "Kalisto" crack group.
But for the last few years we have bought the unfortunately named UglyRipe because of its superior taste.
If you exclude the unfortunately named "Urinetown," nearly all are revivals or material taken from other media.
One of last year's choices was this rather unfortunately named vermouth type drink.
It offers the usual desserts with one exception, the unfortunately named Thai sticks ($4.25).
Sharing similar tastes, the unfortunately named goodweatherforairstrikes.com describes each of its 65 top videos and aims for total iPod compatibility.
And then there's the unfortunately named Viva Brother, who went from hype to oblivion in a matter of months last year.
If, indeed, there was someone so unfortunately named, the lesson to be gleaned from his tale is of dubious real value.
Our best surprise was the fiery - though unfortunately named - H-Bomb.
If your heart is set on a tranquil and cool blue, you will need to grow its cousin, the beautiful but unfortunately named Lobelia syphilitica.