"I'm still single, but I just bought a home here," the 28-year-old left wing said.

"We have too many guys here who can speak for the team," the 35-year-old right wing said.

"I don't want to start anything," the left wing said slowly, searching for words.

The right wing comes along and says these people are going to take your jobs away.

"The pressure came off our shoulders here," the wing said.

"I think there's going to be a lot of desperation out there," the left wing said.

"I don't know if I've ever even had a game winner before," the 27-year-old right wing said.

"I was just trying to put the puck on net and it went in," said the wing.

The right wing says that Clinton believes in big government.

"They decide to trade me, and we'll both have to live with it," the 25-year-old right wing said.