"Right now, it is time for a new life," Clijsters wrote on her Web site.

If you don't, the story folds," he wrote on his Web site.

Then he writes about them on his Web site and skips town before the local authorities can arrest him.

"Create your own comfortable, cozy inward personal space," he wrote in an essay on his Web site.

As he wrote on his own Web site: "I still had 3/4 tank at the time.

In January she wrote on her Web site, "I look forward to coming back this year bigger and better than ever."

"Here's how it works," he writes on his Web site, jobsforjohn.com.

"My time in the slammer (5 days) changed my life," he wrote on his Web site.

"I had to make life-changing choices at an early age," he wrote on his Web site.

Clijsters later wrote on her Web site that she will be out for at least eight weeks with a torn ligament in the ankle.