"Course, I imagine with a couple hundred of your troops all wanted to be fitted at the same time, he's busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest down there."

Doesn't change the fact that I'm busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.

It's not entirely his fault that he's about as much use as a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.

The service station I called from in Memphis was busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.

I went to work, and I did not know I would be winning an ass-kicking contest.

If I get into an ass-kicking contest with him, I lose.

It gets particularly confusing when you have two aspects of the same god getting into an ass-kicking contest with each other.

He had been the star of his own ass-kicking contest since she had run from his office.

On the other hand, when dawn broke over Africa and Europe the pyrotechs were going to be busier than a onelegged man in an ass-kicking contest.

Jake Featherston often felt busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.